stardust wrote:Neil you made my day

Well, I'm glad I made your day Stardust, and knowing your sense of humour, I can guess which of the cartoons it was
I decided not to join in this one at all this time around because:
1. It comes around at least once per year - more often than Easter and I hate yawning for long periods.
2. I didn't have any popcorn as recommended on page 1.
3. Nothing gets answered anyway, because if there was an perfect answer, there wouldn't be the need for the discussion - the accent here is on faith or not. It's a life choice without any answers this side of death
4. People are talking about religion as opposed to faith and I tend to be very religious about going to the toilet before sleep, religious about having a good breakfast , religious about ................
5. I'm due to die soon because Braincell wants all Christians wiped off the face of the planet because they're not happy (but I'm hopeful of survival in the same way Jews and Iraqi Kurds have survived). And I have some chance of survival because I am happy. And if Braincell considers me an enemy, then I'm safe - Americans tend to kill the allies.
6. There's as much chance of getting anything sensible out of it as there is of getting any of Jimmy V's music uploaded (what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas apparently)
7. If reincarnation is real, then, having lived such a bad life this time around, I'll probably come back as a piece of coral (or an American)
8. I'm not as eloquent as others who have contributed so dramatically with long, harsh, angry postulating words, so I couldn't understand half of it (oh me of simple faith)
9. I'm packing to go on holiday
10. I agree with Braincell that there is nothing worse than unhappy, miserable Bible-bashing Christians or anyone who wants to ram there views down your throat (as opposed to sharing their point of view in a nicer manner)
This equally applies to Mormons, Jehovahs Witnesses, and especially Atheists
11. And finally, I preached on evangelism and the need to share our faith only a couple of weeks ago, so perhaps I should hide behind the furniture in case someone discovers my sermons on my website
Now I'm off on holiday in a day or 2 and I
completely take back anything malicious that I've just written about atheists, Americans and everyone else.
It was intended to be in good fun and humour as I would not wish to offend anyone in the way that some of the comments I've recently read have offended me.
If others within this community have the guts to take back any of their words, it would be a nice leaving present for my holidays.
But don't worry about it - for all of you who have now stated that God doesn't exist, just like in the cartoon, I'll mess with your heads - I'll pray for you every day for the rest of my life
P.S Alfonso - I spent many years in Risk Management and Contingency Planning - If you have to make love to someone ugly, use the 2 bag technique.
A: Put one bag over her head
B to be really safe, put one over your own in case hers falls off
