Paris Hilton: My record is, like, so good!

[Counterparts]

emzee wrote:
C'mon guys.... don't confuse image with reality.

I don't think that I am:

"She attended high school at the Dwight School in New York, but dropped out and eventually earned a GED. Hilton decided not to attend a university."

I'm prepared to add the word "annoying" to my earlier statement though

[dawman]

I couldn't imagine making love to her and suddenly stopping and saying, what,... you didn't graduate? I'm outta here. I would however love to put on the long white coat and thoroughly analyze her, purely on a psychological basis mind you.

[dawman]

Knowing her reputation, I'm sure she would be nailing me. Quite a frisky lass that one.

[dawman]

Do any Yanks out there remember the head and shoulders dandruff commercial on the cable cars in San Fransisco? It went something like this,.......A fierce peice of ass steps on to the cable car and frollicks her way over to her seat( while everyone is fanning their crotch )and when she sits down she casually wipes a speck of suppossed dead scalp off of her shoulder, and all the frothing men at the same time of course, go,....ahh gross,.. no way man,...forget about her. That would never happen my friends. A peice is a peice, and all men know that a woody needs a warm place to live and thrive, so all this good will to women is noble and macho, but our penis commands us, and that is that my friends.

[kensuguro]

a beer to that

I haven't heard the album, or anything from it, but it does have everything a hit album needs tho. Be it good or bad, so does get alot of publicity. And the music, well, get a great producer and you can sell a cat meowing. If all fails, just make into one of those trance "dance" mixes with the distorted vocals.

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