Paris Hilton: My record is, like, so good!

BingoTheClowno · Post by **BingoTheClowno** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:13 am

Paris Hilton speaks about her latest album release:

"I, like, cry when I listen to it, it's so good."

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emzee · Post by **emzee** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:59 am

"If it sell it's good..."

Mr Arkadin · Post by **Mr Arkadin** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:13 am

Dippy tart...

katano · Post by **katano** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:58 am

*disparaging-snort-and-grunt*

Nestor · Post by **Nestor** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:04 am

Poor woman, the entire world cleans the floor with her image...

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:08 am

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astroman · Post by **astroman** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:09 am

she's recently got 'trapped' in an ad shooting for a german phonebook seller (yellow pages), as she had no idea about the german vocal overdubs...

Paris in an outfit like above, doorbell rings, she opens and looks seductively(?) at a chinese dude, who's obviously bringing ordered bread rolls
he smiles back (as broad as it gets) and just says Bloetchen ! (camera full focus on the smile), presenting the bag.
Paris takes the bag and closes the door.

nothing funny happening, the watcher needs a short moment for the gag....

the 'regular' word would have been Broetchen, but as Chinese are supposed to replace the unpronouncable 'R' by 'L', the resulting sound is identical to Bloedchen, the german expression for 'bimbo'.

Paris was said to be pretty upset with the spot after someone told her about the hidden message, but probably a good lawyer had set up the contract - it wasn't taken offline...

cheers, Tom

Nestor · Post by **Nestor** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:32 am

On 2006-08-22 08:08, Shroomz wrote:
I'd say she deserves the same respect as any other woman who sells her body for cash (in one way or another)

Good joke...

is the only way I can understand your statment...

arela · Post by **arela** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:14 am

hey hey, good music might be 1 of 2 things,
good music or good looking music.
(best with both, doubtfull in this case

)

H-Rave · Post by **H-Rave** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:20 am

It least you can't say she's doing it for the money.Maybe she'll feel more respected as a "musician".The good thing about cheap jibes is they don't cost much.

Immanuel · Post by **Immanuel** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:35 am

Noticed how the breasts somehow do not fit the bra?
Noticed how the lock of hair gives a feeling of distorting the actual curve of the breast - probably intended

Post by **hubird** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:55 am

you're right, intended or not (probably yes).

mwa, she's to young for me anyway

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dawman · Post by **dawman** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:18 pm

Gentlemen,Gentlemen,
Please don't get your shorts in a knot. I must admit though, when I see her here prancing around in Las Vegas, she looks quite attractive. But what gives me a major woody is all that cash she has. In the states, we wouldn't call that a marriage, more like a merger. If I had a shot at that, I would definately call it a hostile takeover!! I'd beat her like a death row inmate!!

In Case You See This, Sorry Wilma, Apologies To My Merger,

BingoTheClowno · Post by **BingoTheClowno** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:44 pm

Has any one of you read the article at the beginning of the link or your sights got stuck at her bosoms or legs

?

Come on, read it, that's the funny part!
I don't care how much money one has, money can't buy one a character! You'd think with all that money, her parents could have given her the best education in the world. Instead she turned out a brat using her body to sell us a crapy album.

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:04 am

Two words: daft bint

emzee · Post by **emzee** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:13 am

C'mon guys.... don't confuse image with reality. She may be a Barbie Girl in real life, but I doubt that she's a "daft" one. Seems to me that she's hiring smart people...

H-Rave · Post by **H-Rave** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:06 am

I doubt she's exceptionally intelligent.For the amount of money she has and the fact she dropped out.I suspect she's lazy more than anything else.I bet the simple life killed her. She's on IMDBfor information.Frankly Whatever.

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Post by **garyb** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:31 am

awww, you're just jealous...

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:37 am

emzee wrote:
C'mon guys.... don't confuse image with reality.

I don't think that I am:

"She attended high school at the Dwight School in New York, but dropped out and eventually earned a GED. Hilton decided not to attend a university."

I'm prepared to add the word "annoying" to my earlier statement though

dawman · Post by **dawman** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:36 pm

I couldn't imagine making love to her and suddenly stopping and saying, what,... you didn't graduate? I'm outta here. I would however love to put on the long white coat and thoroughly analyze her, purely on a psychological basis mind you.