I'm In Love With My Pulsar

Retro · Post by **Retro** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:22 am

Is it wrong to want to have sex with your Pulsar? And is there an appropriate I/O interface available for this purpose?

I've been in the audio business for nearly 15 years now and this is the most orgasmic piece of digital equipment I've ever played with!

Sorry, just had to air that

calippo · Post by **calippo** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:35 am

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On 2002-04-24 07:22, Retro wrote:
Is it wrong to want to have sex with your Pulsar? And is there an appropriate I/O interface available for this purpose?

Creamware, wake up! fill a gap in the market!

Spirit · Post by **Spirit** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:37 am

Sorry, but the limit is 16 in-outs.

kensuguro · Post by **kensuguro** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:52 am

huh, a headphone, a set of keys, or a pair of monitor speaker is enough to have sex with a pulsar!! huhu

snoopy4ever · Post by **snoopy4ever** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:09 am

Well,, I think a CW it's a good choice for a relationship, cause it's allways at home, when you "touch her" it sings.., you can plug it whenever you want...etc..

So go ahead.

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at0m · Post by **at0m** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:23 am

Be sure the room is free of bugs and use some anti virus paste once in a while. Virii are the last you want.

dxl · Post by **dxl** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:32 am

how long you have your pulsar?

Post by **garyb** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 8:56 am

messy.........

Nestor · Post by **Nestor** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:58 am

Sorry man, but I don't think you have to talk about sex in relation with Pulsar, this is unacceptable, immoral and completely out of place… This is a serious Forum you know that! A bit of respect would be nice don't you think?

I'm against of talking that way here! In fact, I've married mine… This is the way, right? Follow the good advice and learn to be pure, love her with an uncontaminated hart, not with lust and perversity: Oh, sinner!

I decided to do things right, so I went to my fiancé's home in Germany, to ask for her hand, sorry… errr, I mean, for her sharks… I was presented with her father, Mister Frank Hund and here mother, Madam Scope and her brother Ingo Raven! There were some uncles from Zarg too. It was an overwhelming moment I'll never forget!

It was a very formal ceremony, too, in which I've got to know this Real Family of <FONT COLOR="green">“Decent, Special People, i.e, DSP people!”</FONT>

Mister Hund asked me for a walk into the gardens of his palace, petitioning me to be considerate with her sweetheart youngster Pulsar daughter...

He asked me passionately for a lot of Ram! He said: “Despite the fact that she is a wonderful girl, she's a bit gluttonous and I recognise she is quite like I am… Not everything can be perfect in life, you know that, don't you, aspirant to the kingdom of love? Nonetheless remember, she is certainly special”. To which I answer: “Oh, Mister Hund, I'm going to nurture here as much as possible, specially with kind and creative musical thoughts, so do not worry she is never going to die out of famine because I've already got 512 PC100 of RAM, hope you feel comfortable with it”, to which he answered: “Well… it's not bad... but I would like to see you upgrading your behaviour in regard to my dearest daughter, Pulsar, as often as posible, too”. So I said with great honour: “Don't you bother lad, I'm gonna keep her well”.

Now, she's pregnant, and I'm the happiest gentleman in the world cos she is going to have six DSPs soon - I bloody hope so, anyway, and that for real – I would even like to have doppelganger children! I'm legally married with her, Oh, my dearest! Her mother is so nice, that I would like for Pulsar to be like her mother when the years goes by...

Just for some laugh friends...

John Cooper · Post by **John Cooper** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:11 am

Heheh, you're a sick man, nestor.

kensuguro · Post by **kensuguro** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:18 am

wow... that's a bit far out dude.. but funny. hehe.

Post by **Neil B** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:29 am

My question is though, are you all like this ageing Tang fan (me) - play your pulsar for a very long time - a slow intro, a steady pace for ages but never becoming boring, and then round off with a big finish ?
Or are you all fast paced 3 minute "musicians" ?

Nestor · Post by **Nestor** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:46 am

On 2002-04-24 12:11, John Cooper wrote:
Heheh, you're a sick man, nestor.

Oh dear John, don't try to mislead people! You were the one with sub that were serving the beer in the party, and you both finished completely drunk, which is a shame for moderators…

at0m · Post by **at0m** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 12:00 pm

ROTFLMAO!!
You are insane Nestor, really great!

When's the end of the treatment?

ronaldmeij · Post by **ronaldmeij** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 12:57 pm

Please beware of risk of dead by electrocution when u rape your pulsar card !!

I advice to rename your girlfreinds name to pulsar and think of the card when u have sex with here..

Mutch safer and u dont have to trow your pulsar card away after the job.

Just your girlfreind ! Gna

subhuman · Post by **subhuman** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 1:46 pm

The ultimate "LUNAtic"

caleb · Post by **caleb** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:36 pm

I'm so glad it's working out for you Retro. I felt the same way when I started working with this card.

It's not perfect, but it's pretty damn awesome!

Retro · Post by **Retro** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 9:55 pm

I knew you guys were all insane - no wonder I feel so comfortable around here

Caleb, thanks for the kind words. Of course the Pulsar isn't perfect, but anyone who looks for perfection in a single device is chasing his tail. I'm sure you'd agree. This always reminds of the old saying about a bad tradesman always blaming his tools...

Happy music making folks. Thanks for sharing the fun.

Retro

Nestor · Post by **Nestor** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 7:18 pm

You're very welcome Retro!