Best joke ever...........

[hesnotthemessiah]

Businessman gets on a train all suited and booted. He plonks himself down on a seat and places his laptop on the table. He looks at the man sitting opposite him and thinks to himself, here's another good chance to make a a few quick and easy bucks. So he says to the man, "excuse me, how about I ask you a question and if you don't give me the answer, you give me £2. You then ask me a question and if I can't give you the answer, I give you £10". The man smiles and says "OK". So the businessman goes first. "How far away, to the nearest kilometre, is the moon from earth?" The man ponders for a minute or two, then replies "I have no idea" and hands over £2 to the businessman. The man then asks the businessman "What goes up the hill green with one leg and comes down the hill blue with two legs?" The businessman looks a bit puzzled, then smiles, opens his laptop and starts searching the internet for the answer. After searching hopelessly for 30 minutes and nearing the end of his journey, the businessman admits defeat and hands over £10. The businessman sits there frustrated that, this time, he couldn't find the answer. He is just about to get off the train and he just can't resist asking the man "So, what goes up the hill green with one leg and comes down the hill blue with two legs?" The man puts his hands in his pocket and gives the businessman £2.

[astroman]

yeah, that's cool
he finished with a positive balance, a kashi-koshi (as they say in Sumo)

cheers, Tom