Lucky Mistake?

[dawman]

Pam is throwing a party for herself at a secluded place tonight. She had her public party here last week....

But I grabbed my mail on the way back from grocery shopping and I have an invitation ? I opened it as I drove and there must have been a mistake. It says to J. Vogt, brother of Paul Vogt some foul comedian from Mad TV or something, are invited to Pams Place for a private celebration at 11:00PM to whenever !! She owns the highest floor on the Grandview Towers I believe.

I gotta go, and I'm taking my camera too. There has to be some babes there. I start my gig at 8:45 and do 2 sets. ( Piano only, no rig ). Since I already have my pimpin' threads on I just might get away with this. What are they gonna do.......Beat me up? Fat chance.

All sorts of Hollywood types, comedians, and magicians, etc. Who knows..maybe Hef will be there.

If I do succeed at this stunt, I promise many good shots, but surely everyone will be searched for guns and cameras, drugs...no problem. Ha !!

This is gonna be an interesting night. It says +1, so maybe I can buffalo some fine trim and try to blend in.


What A Town This Is.

[Neutron]

whats a "pam" you don't mean that hideous ex Canadian slapper do you?

[dawman]

Yeah....She's All That.

I bailed as soon as I saw the security. Limo's red carpet, wireless security, and even the cops were there. It sounded like a hush-hush low profile stint, but it looked like the Country Music Awards or something. As soon as I started walking towards the entry way security walked towards me asked if I was with the caterer's or the band.

My Buick was the giveaway.

I am burnt from playing cheesy music for 2 1/2 hours so Scope is where I'm heading.

[skwawks]

Very, very , very lucky
fuck me gently jimmy . I'm sure silicone isn't that good
repeat after me and read my lips .....celebrity SUCKS
oh you Americans . It's been the death of many a fine man
Paul

[dawman]

I had to at least drive by and check it out.

But Gently ?...................Paahhlleeezzee!! If it was on my terms, I'd beat her like a death row inmate.

[skwawks]

at some stage it's gotta gentle hasn't it . I mean the PAIN