Toilet Clogged?

[braincell]

Don't call a plumber. All you need is a toilet auger! You will have to clean the shit off of it when you are done though.

[next to nothing]

http://www.cidnetwork.com/toilet/plugged.htm

[bizarre]

"Well, the toilet went crazy
yesterday afternoon
the plumber he said
"never flush a tampoon"
this great information
cost me half a week's pay
and the toilet blew up
later on the next day-ay-eee-ay"

FZ - "Flakes" from the album "Sheik Yerbouti" .... (or "Shake your Booty")

[Counterparts]

Eat less curries?

[garyb]

man, that's two for two including the chocolate post......

[Counterparts]

Is that a baseball score thing or..?

"Mars Exploration Rover Project Manager Peter Theisinger summed up the emotion of the night with a simple phrase: "We are two for two.""

Hmm, I definitely get the feeling that I should know what that phrase means, but premature senility seems to be getting the better of me...

Am I at three for three now?

[garyb]

yes.

actually, it's more like a basketball statistic. "he took two shots, scored two goals". two for two.

[astroman]

until now I didn't know any other Auger than a certain Brian...
Piddi's instruction link (nice, the original Mac system font is always welcome on ads ) saved me from going to the dictionary page.
and what do I see ?
my favourite tool for cable installations in unreachable locations - which usually does NOT include toilets...
yes, everyone should have an auger at hand - for example if you find out the craftsmen built 5 meters of customized wood right over the cable channel that connects office A with office B...
fix the cable with adhesive tape to the auger and then ...PUSH IT

cheers, Tom

[BingoTheClowno]