kentucky fried chicken then ?
I like the one about near light speed travelling even more....
since it's moving forward, all radiation will be blue-shifted, turning ultra-violet light into ultra-violent gamma-rays

(you cannot shield from gamma-rays - they travel through anything like a knife through butter)
cheers, Tom
honestly stardust, I don't set my foot into one of those balloons they start for sundays sightseeing - let alone get on board of that thing