Things NOT to do if you run out of milk for your coffee

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:43 am

1. Don't use chocolate soya milk instead. It will react badly, grow legs & start talking.

wayne · Post by **wayne** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:49 am

True, Shroomz, I never mix the bean and the bean.

pseudojazzer · Post by **pseudojazzer** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:56 am

Soya milk in tea tastes like wood shavings...

at0m · Post by **at0m** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:18 am

Once tried honey in the coffee when I had run out of sugar - with similar results. Bwah.

arela · Post by **arela** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:28 am

but tea, honey and cognac is great against flue.
or at least, it helps enjoying the flue

braincell · Post by **braincell** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:16 am

Also don't run up the stairs in the dark with a glass of juice in one hand and a shot of rum in the other while on salvia.

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:35 am

And don't decide to go swimming with Manta rays instead.

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:39 am

y using milk anyway? y using sugar. just black...coz black is beautiful