Do you remember how your first poop (yes poop) looked like?

BingoTheClowno · Post by **BingoTheClowno** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:15 pm

Apparently Tom Cruise thinks that's an important "thing" we should remember.

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I don't want to see Suri's first puke...

emzee · Post by **emzee** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:35 pm

They would have had to vacuum it out of the nappy and reshape it to get it to look like that. That kid started solids waaaaaaaay to early.

kensuguro · Post by **kensuguro** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:18 pm

that's stupid

ReD_MuZe · Post by **ReD_MuZe** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:29 pm

thats a whole lotta poop for a day year old

next to nothing · Post by **next to nothing** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:32 pm

her mums eyes and lips, her fathers hair and poop.

Post by **garyb** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:33 pm

that is stupid. and fake. and silly.

Spirit · Post by **Spirit** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:31 pm

Just like Wacko Jacko, Cruise is weird enough that no one needs to invent anything extra.

kensuguro · Post by **kensuguro** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:44 pm

too bad he lost his contract with paramount or wherever it was.. too strange. (better be careful how we speak of it)

Nestor · Post by **Nestor** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:04 pm

That's crap!

Really, a piece of shit

petal · Post by **petal** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:18 am

Oh it's art allright. Made by the same artist who gave us this masterpiece:

petal · Post by **petal** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:21 am

links:

Britney giving birth:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/03/2 ... ing_m.html

The poop:
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tom-cr ... 197721.php

petal · Post by **petal** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:37 am

Actually I've heard that this is one of the artist main points, that the world is so decadent that it would rather pay attention to "art" like this, than paying attention to the real serious issues of the world, like hunger and climatechanges.

Art is everything and nothing.

Nestor · Post by **Nestor** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:18 am

Hey, I just realised that I can do it much, much bigger than them, If you are interested, send me a PM. I will sell it to a grand to anybody interested. In fact, I can easily cover Planet Z demand in about trhee years of daily effots... Anyone?

Nestor · Post by **Nestor** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:22 am

Common, common, it is a bargain you people!

emzee · Post by **emzee** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:03 pm

I'll send .02c..... I only want a fart.... but I want it gold plated.....

ARCADIOS · Post by **ARCADIOS** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:04 pm

GOLDSHITTER............................................ he is the man...............................................007

Nestor · Post by **Nestor** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:46 pm

On 2006-09-08 16:03, emzee wrote:
I'll send .02c..... I only want a fart.... but I want it gold plated.....

Happy you decided for the “Fart Gold Option”, congratulations you to, dear costumer.

Your fart has been delivered by post and will be there in 24 hours, if we do not do it in 24 hours, we promise right now, to send you double the size for the price of one!

Enjoy the spring smell, and be really for our fart&crap deal, coming next week.

Thank you for your attention, your Fart&Crap Team!

hesnotthemessiah · Post by **hesnotthemessiah** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:37 pm

On 2006-09-06 17:15, BingoTheClowno wrote:
Apparently Tom Cruise thinks that's an important "thing" we should remember.

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I don't want to see Suri's first puke...

Suri's first sh*t is almost as big as his daddy.