Demise Of SFP In 2015

dawman · Post by **dawman** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:29 am

After years of SFP slaughtering VSTi's, and crushing Pro Tools Synth designs, which would never then be released. Creamware found themselves surrounded by hordes of Intel Multiprocessors, Mac's with Quad core AMD CPU's, and Microsoft VST/VSTi's. Bill Gates had sent a message to the SFP warriors saying give us the body of Ralf, and we will let you live in slavery to the MS VST/VSTi's.
Ali then said " We stay with our King." The messenger then said," Our arrows will block out the sun." Ali then said, " Then we will fight in the shade." Gates then ordered their destruction, and sent 50,000,000,000,000 overbloated code lines in an attack on the server, and it ceased to function forever. In honor of their death, a plaque at the observatory in Germany reads,.......................................
" Go stranger, and tell the Flexorians that we lay here obedient to their laws."

Historical Analogy:
Xerces Vrs. Leonidas @ The Pass of Thermopalae, 486 B.C.

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dawman · Post by **dawman** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:00 am

Dear John Cooper please erase this post as I was drunken by hours of modular programming, and regret this unfounded vision. Thanks 4 deleting that idiot salesman James4 yesterday. He was most annoying.

paulrmartin · Post by **paulrmartin** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:27 pm

Try editing your own posts in here and choose delete

dawman · Post by **dawman** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:39 pm

I tried, it just pops back up. Like in the elavayta stream boy post I made. John Cooper deleted that obnoxious salesman yesterday, so I thought I'd try. I sometimes make posts that I regret later on. Especially when I joined last summer, those were choice. I guess it would be a good be4 and after segue though.

John Cooper · Post by **John Cooper** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:10 pm

Well, I enjoyed this post, so don't feel you must delete it...

The North Korea post was, on the other hand, much less enjoyable - but I understand that it wasn't really meant to be...

The forums only allow you to delete your own post for an hour after your initial post. However, you can always go back and edit your own text...

Yeah, I delete spammers on contact. That cellphone guy was a major PITA- he cross posted in almost every forum!

If you want me to delete a post, send me a private message and I will (assuming it won't disrupt an ensuing thread...)

Cheers,
-John

dawman · Post by **dawman** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:47 am

Thanks 4 the tip, I love your forum and hope to see it continue to educate all of us. I am sorry 4 the N.K. posting. Sometimes my humor is misunderstood. I only wish to bounce around ideas, not make political statements. As everyone knows I am handicapped by immaturity, and another disease which syptoms are hitting me hard right now. In medical circles it is known as ODS. An abreviation of " Off DAW Syndrome." As the only relief for the symptoms are continued programming of synths and modular, I must get over to my DAW before I have a seizure. Thanks again J.C.

H-Rave · Post by **H-Rave** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:16 am

Well, as the French say, "The only people who don't make mistakes, are those who don't do anything".

dawman · Post by **dawman** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:32 pm

Please Stay Seated.

dawman · Post by **dawman** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:38 pm

H-Rave,
I love that slogan. I make more mistakes than anyone I know, it comes from what I call the sucsess , and law of averages. I have written many compositions that suck, but it seems like I have to get them through the tunnel of failure to get the sucsessful ones out. Make any sense? As the poker players in The Wild West say, 'You Can't Win, If You Don't Go." So please forgive me 4 any unintended insults. But I am constantly writing and creating, so sometimes silly,stupid shit falls out of my mouth.

Peace Through Superior SHARCS,