One day in paradise....

[ChrisWerner]

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One day in paradise Eva said to god, "Hey god I´ve got a problem."
"What´s the problem, Eva?"
"God I know, you´ve created me you´ve created this wonderful garden, all those animals and this crazy snake, but I am not happy."

"Why are you not happy with all those things, Eva?" god asked.

"I´m lonley god and I am fed up with apples."

"Okay Eva, I have got a solution for you, I´ll create a man for you, he should be on your side."

"A man? What is a man, god?"

"The man will be a terrible creature, a man has got many mistakes and a bad character. He will lie, he will dupe you and he will be very conceited and prig.
To sum up, he will defy your life, he will be have a higher body size, he will be stronger and faster than you and he will love it to kill things. He will look stupid when he is hotly but because you charged me, he will satisfy your body. He will be witless and he will like things like fights, kick´n balls around, all the time.
He won´t have much brain, so he will be need your advise to think correct", god descriped.

"Sounds marvelous, god" and she heightened her eyebrow. "But there must be a trap, or?"
"You can have him under one condition, only." god answered.

"Wich condition, god?" Eva asked.

"As I said, he will be pride and arrogant and he will be always self-admiration.
You always must let him believe that he was created first. Always remember, this will be our secret... you know from woman to woman."

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: ChrisWerner on 2004-06-21 14:48 ]</font>

[hubird]

rofl! good shot in the end

[Immanuel]