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Lost my love today
Laughter is always good . . . but are these funny ? ![:eek:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
What they are really saying
What women say and what they really mean:
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CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.
What men are saying and what they really mean:
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I'M HUNGRY.
I'm hungry.
I'M SLEEPY.
I'm sleepy.
I'M TIRED.
I'm tired.
I'VE GOTTA PEE.
Get out of the way.
I'VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.
CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
CAN I GET YOUR COAT?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
LET ME GET YOUR DOOR.
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
NICE DRESS!
Nice cleavage!
YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE.
I want to fondle you!
WHAT'S WRONG?
I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this.
WHAT'S WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
WHAT'S WRONG?
I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'M BORED.
Do you want to have sex?
I LOVE YOU.
Can we have sex now?
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
OK, I said it. We'd better have sex now!
GOOD MORNING.
That was great sex. Let's have more!
SEE YOU LATER.
That was great sex. Let's have more!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better before.
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
$50 and it doesn't look that much different!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair!
LET'S TALK, HONEY.
I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person, and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.
What a man is really saying while shopping:
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YES, THAT ONE'S NICE.
Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway?
THAT ONE LOOKS GREAT ON YOU.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
UH-HUH.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
Zzzzz Zzz Zzz Zzzzz . . . . . . . .
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I DON'T THINK THAT BLOUSE AND THAT SKIRT GO WELL TOGETHER.
I'm gay.
IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT.
I'm really stupid!
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What they are really saying
What women say and what they really mean:
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CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.
What men are saying and what they really mean:
**********************************************
I'M HUNGRY.
I'm hungry.
I'M SLEEPY.
I'm sleepy.
I'M TIRED.
I'm tired.
I'VE GOTTA PEE.
Get out of the way.
I'VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.
CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
CAN I GET YOUR COAT?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
LET ME GET YOUR DOOR.
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
NICE DRESS!
Nice cleavage!
YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE.
I want to fondle you!
WHAT'S WRONG?
I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this.
WHAT'S WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
WHAT'S WRONG?
I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'M BORED.
Do you want to have sex?
I LOVE YOU.
Can we have sex now?
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
OK, I said it. We'd better have sex now!
GOOD MORNING.
That was great sex. Let's have more!
SEE YOU LATER.
That was great sex. Let's have more!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better before.
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
$50 and it doesn't look that much different!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair!
LET'S TALK, HONEY.
I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person, and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.
What a man is really saying while shopping:
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YES, THAT ONE'S NICE.
Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway?
THAT ONE LOOKS GREAT ON YOU.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
UH-HUH.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
Zzzzz Zzz Zzz Zzzzz . . . . . . . .
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I DON'T THINK THAT BLOUSE AND THAT SKIRT GO WELL TOGETHER.
I'm gay.
IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT.
I'm really stupid!
- Nestor
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I’m sorry you lost your relationship with somebody you love. It’s hard and we all have gone through it at some point in our lives, so we understand what you are feeling, and it’s nice to share those feelings in here together.
Nevertheless, you never loose your love really, cos love is within yourself if you pay attention to your heart.
Unfortunately, we sometimes suffer very much but it’s not because of loving another but out of egoism and self-love… Some times we cry thinking about others peoples lives, but we are not crying for any external thing but for ourselves. Self-pity is not the best companion to a man who wants to grow deep and strong. I am not lacking you respect telling you this, unless I was talking without having had the experience. Well, I have had the experience and had to clear out all this false feelings of egoism from within, being happy for her, cos she was happier than ever before being without me, and if you really love somebody, all you want is her happiness and not yours.
Nevertheless, you never loose your love really, cos love is within yourself if you pay attention to your heart.
Unfortunately, we sometimes suffer very much but it’s not because of loving another but out of egoism and self-love… Some times we cry thinking about others peoples lives, but we are not crying for any external thing but for ourselves. Self-pity is not the best companion to a man who wants to grow deep and strong. I am not lacking you respect telling you this, unless I was talking without having had the experience. Well, I have had the experience and had to clear out all this false feelings of egoism from within, being happy for her, cos she was happier than ever before being without me, and if you really love somebody, all you want is her happiness and not yours.
difficult to explain, but easy to understand for many....
in the past i had a couple of stories ending after 6 years, and despite the fact there was an undoubtable crisis (rare sex, loss of respect, loss of friendship), it has been very very painful.
the fact is that our psycology is somehow "economical". the most we invest in something in terms of energy, feelings, time and even anger, suffering and all that is mental activity, pleasant or unpleasant it doesn't matter, it's summed in the weight of the loss.
another part of the pain is the fact that such a loss takes away the wish of doing more investments, so we feel totally deprivated an without the energy to build a future...then we fill this lack of perspective with all the images caught from the past, doing the same idealization and distortion of reality that we do when we get in love with a new person. it's amazing how you feel to "love" somebody after you loose her/him, when just a couples of days before you had mostly negative feelings..
but as it has been well said, time cures it, the funeral is painful but necessary.
ciao.
in the past i had a couple of stories ending after 6 years, and despite the fact there was an undoubtable crisis (rare sex, loss of respect, loss of friendship), it has been very very painful.
the fact is that our psycology is somehow "economical". the most we invest in something in terms of energy, feelings, time and even anger, suffering and all that is mental activity, pleasant or unpleasant it doesn't matter, it's summed in the weight of the loss.
another part of the pain is the fact that such a loss takes away the wish of doing more investments, so we feel totally deprivated an without the energy to build a future...then we fill this lack of perspective with all the images caught from the past, doing the same idealization and distortion of reality that we do when we get in love with a new person. it's amazing how you feel to "love" somebody after you loose her/him, when just a couples of days before you had mostly negative feelings..
but as it has been well said, time cures it, the funeral is painful but necessary.
ciao.