I have never laughed so much in years... link

[Neil B]

Hiya guys,
Got an email from a friend to go to amazon uk and search for Veet for Men.

There are over 500 reviews and I'm only on page 2.
I'm crying with laughter

Here's an example:

I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.


The link is

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0

[garyb]

now i know i'm old.

[petal]

Thats funny Neil

And to Gary, you are not alone. My sister gave me this link yesterday:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHIAIEZ ... r_embedded

Ouch

[garyb]

finally, some sense!