Please - Hijack this thread

[Zer]

[garyb]

mormon girls are the first that do. a lot.

[Zer]

It`s probably a matter of how to do safer sex

[garyb]

i doubt it...

it's just what they say before they do it.

[Zer]

well...so I probably should get a mormon babe....abut hey...what shall I do with my beer then?

[garyb]

what will you do as a mormon?

mormon girls give it away, but not for free....

you'll be baptising the dead and documenting your entire geneology in no time.

[Zer]

[Gordon Gekko]

this is for you apple lovers:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/a ... olutionary

yeah, it's quite geekish but still fun

[Zer]

"a giant button" hm...do they mean it for sure or is it some kind of joke?

[Gordon Gekko]

"nothing's more simple than a single giant button"

[garyb]

i like buttons.

[Zer]

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a £10 note.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to his bum cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note.
She called the guy back, licks the £20 note, and sticks it to his other bum cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the £50 note.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his bum cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me,and the guy is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?


The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the eighty quid, and left!!!!

[Micha]

Hope our beloved platform will survive and join the raising empire.

Micha

set interest to zero
it does not matter if empty mailboxes fall off certain islands...

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=http% ... hB0h-Pq8l4

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbittLn8 ... r_embedded

[Zer]

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv6aU28zJf0

[Zer]

[Zer]

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF3qxtO70Zw

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DqqwehqcdyOw