COMING $OON $ONIC CORE PLATFORM 5
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I heard by simply buying this item, you become better as a musician. It's just that good.
Dentists worldwide have found that plaque control not only affects dental hygiene, but also affects the way you perceive music. A product comparison between non-plaque control mouthwash and Scope indicates that cavity inducing bacteria that feeds on plaque relies on musical inspiration as an alternative energy source. Combining these observations, our researchers have concluded that if you have bad teeth or bad breath, it indirectly means that you are a bad musician.
It can also be stated in reverse, that if you are a bad musician, or are not in touch with your musical inspiration (which makes you a bad musician), then you will most likely have either bad breath, or too much plaque build up. It is a common myth that chicks dig musicians, because statistics state that chicks dig GOOD musicians. And since it has already been established that GOOD musicians have CLEAN breath, and great plaque control, then it is equally true to say that chicks dig clean breath, and great plaque control. Since Scope induces clean breath and plaque control, the statement can be shortened to one final statement:
Chicks dig Scope.
A controlled environment study indicated that by using Scope, breath quality increased to 95% cleanliness, indicating that such an effect on a global scale will help fight environmental pollutants such as NOxs, and your stinky SOCKSes. (the last 5% was registered as "hot air", which is a byproduct of hoaxes and lies) Scope is not only a musician enhancer, it is an earth enhancer. (but not necessarily a male enhancer)
In a way, Scope gives an insight in to life itself. Its promises and hope. Be green, get chicks, and make good music. Don't let the world tell you otherwise: with Scope, you can have it all... and have minty fresh breath.
Order now for a free sampler of our Scope Dental Floss. Floss away that bad language!
Dentists worldwide have found that plaque control not only affects dental hygiene, but also affects the way you perceive music. A product comparison between non-plaque control mouthwash and Scope indicates that cavity inducing bacteria that feeds on plaque relies on musical inspiration as an alternative energy source. Combining these observations, our researchers have concluded that if you have bad teeth or bad breath, it indirectly means that you are a bad musician.
It can also be stated in reverse, that if you are a bad musician, or are not in touch with your musical inspiration (which makes you a bad musician), then you will most likely have either bad breath, or too much plaque build up. It is a common myth that chicks dig musicians, because statistics state that chicks dig GOOD musicians. And since it has already been established that GOOD musicians have CLEAN breath, and great plaque control, then it is equally true to say that chicks dig clean breath, and great plaque control. Since Scope induces clean breath and plaque control, the statement can be shortened to one final statement:
Chicks dig Scope.
A controlled environment study indicated that by using Scope, breath quality increased to 95% cleanliness, indicating that such an effect on a global scale will help fight environmental pollutants such as NOxs, and your stinky SOCKSes. (the last 5% was registered as "hot air", which is a byproduct of hoaxes and lies) Scope is not only a musician enhancer, it is an earth enhancer. (but not necessarily a male enhancer)
In a way, Scope gives an insight in to life itself. Its promises and hope. Be green, get chicks, and make good music. Don't let the world tell you otherwise: with Scope, you can have it all... and have minty fresh breath.
Order now for a free sampler of our Scope Dental Floss. Floss away that bad language!
Last edited by kensuguro on Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:53 am, edited 1 time in total.
I am Scope 4 Live.
I use Scope Live, and when on breaks, I still use Scope to conduct business.
Who knows what dressed down movie star, or producer you may encounter in a private club at 5:00am?
Why be unprepared, especially if close contact is required to strike an agreement.
Use the cool mint blue for a confident feeling, green for spearmint lovers, and for the univited guests, cinnamon red will definately discourage any same sex approachments.
Chance Favors The Prepared Mind.
Use Scope In Whatever Forms They Exist.
I use Scope Live, and when on breaks, I still use Scope to conduct business.
Who knows what dressed down movie star, or producer you may encounter in a private club at 5:00am?
Why be unprepared, especially if close contact is required to strike an agreement.
Use the cool mint blue for a confident feeling, green for spearmint lovers, and for the univited guests, cinnamon red will definately discourage any same sex approachments.
Chance Favors The Prepared Mind.
Use Scope In Whatever Forms They Exist.
scope4live wrote:I am Scope 4 Live.
I use Scope Live, and when on breaks, I still use Scope to conduct business.
Who knows what dressed down movie star, or producer you may encounter in a private club at 5:00am?
Why be unprepared, especially if close contact is required to strike an agreement.
Use the cool mint blue for a confident feeling, green for spearmint lovers, and for the univited guests, cinnamon red will definately discourage any same sex approachments.
Chance Favors The Prepared Mind.
Use Scope In Whatever Forms They Exist.
"Heaven is there where hell is and heaven is not on earth!"