I Need Help

dawman · Post by **dawman** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:09 am

I have played since I left the gig Sunday night. I am concerned about my mental stabilty.

I haven't slept, or eaten any food, and have crapped my pants twice.

Should I seek professional help, or buy a shitty app to discourage this activity ? Please help.

I was thinking about this..................... sounds like some food critic had a bad night at an Italian restaraunt.

manfriday · Post by **manfriday** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:53 am

One of the things I have always loved about pants, is that you can wash them!
And they keep me from getting arrested...

Crickstone · Post by **Crickstone** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:47 am

If you haven't eaten then I think the crapping is pretty much done. And if astronauts can drive across country in diapers then why can't keyboard players wear them too. I heard that Beethoven kept a chamber pot under his piano stool....