Ms.Ewa Wisnierska

Post by **hubird** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:56 am

...and what if she is going to have the baby in that helmet...?

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:59 am

I'm not sure how the Law stands on that one

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:03 am

Can she do a No.2 in it too if she's desperate?

dawman · Post by **dawman** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:10 am

You guys should be composing w/ all of these fabulous ideas, as they say out in the Wild West,....your'e burnin' daylight.

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:05 am

I'm at work...

Post by **hubird** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:07 am

but what has the fact of pregnancy to do with the urgency for a pee??
Just compassion? that would be pure discrimination!

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:12 am

Let's Role Play!

Hubird, you're a British Bobby on the beat.

A completely drunken Scotsman approaches you...

"Hey! Jimmah! I wanae wazz in year helmet mon! *hic*"

How would you feel about this?

Alternatively, a heavily pregnant woman, struggling under the weight of her shopping asks, "Excuse me officer, but I can't find a public toilet anywhere, may I please use your helmet?", as she smiles warmly at you...

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:16 am

.... the Scotsman would definately want to dump in the pig's helmet though, drunk or not

Post by **hubird** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:49 pm

Counterparts wrote:Alternatively, a heavily pregnant woman, struggling under the weight of her shopping asks, "Excuse me officer, but I can't find a public toilet anywhere, may I please use your helmet?", as she smiles warmly at you...

Ok, but what about this one:
a heavily drunken and idem pregnant woman...
That would make it really interesting!
And don't say the combination doesn't occur...

wayne · Post by **wayne** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:59 pm

hubird wrote:but what has the fact of pregnancy to do with the urgency for a pee??

Reduced bladder capacity due to pressure from baby definitely increases frequency and therefore urgency of micturation

Post by **garyb** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:38 pm

Counterparts wrote:In the UK, a pregnant woman is allowed to pee in a Policeman's helmet (the tall boob-shaped ones) if she's desperate, FACT!

go line up the pregnant women......

braincell · Post by **braincell** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:48 pm

http://www.happynews.com/news/2192007/p ... ordeal.htm

skwawks · Post by **skwawks** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:26 pm

despite frost bitten fingers Ewa had her first flight yesterday after her "incident" .
WHAT A GAL !!!

Post by **hubird** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:39 pm

I heard she even had a baby during that flight, she used a policemen's helmet which she picked up at the very start of her flight.
Mother and baby are fine!

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:32 am

ROFL!