My Dream Xmas Gift list

[AudioIrony]

Hmmm "looks like the servants have been at the sherry again"

In case you were wondering what my deam Xmas gift list would look like - here it is - in no particular order (although I did number the list to make it look more list-like)

1. Small bag of placentas with Kylie or Betty Boop T-Shirt

2. 2 x packets of World Peace with anti-swoon kit.

3. Instant merkin with Mahjong puzzle towel rack

4. "Foghorn Leghorn" meditation DVD with pellet bag.

5. A large laser beam

6. Rats nipples - 3 pack

7. Some cows

8. Baba Ganoush Carpet Cleaner

9. Sex in a Sock with Wave-Shaping Technology

10. Medication that works


Thanks - so what's your list then?

[hubird]

if I only would have one of those

[AudioIrony]

Well - you HAVE to put it out there . . .

[wayne]

Mate, you are the Z's own William S. Burroughs

What, you've moved from clam bicycle indent for the summer?

[AudioIrony]

Thanks mate - I actually take that as a HUGE compliment .
I just like to string words that usually would be found together into a sentence.
A hobby / amusement of mine.

And yeah - I moved to "Mood Ring Umbrella Satchel" because the tea is better this time of year

[Shroomz~>]

5. A large laser beam

WTF do you want that for ???

[AudioIrony]

5. A large laser beam

WTF do you want that for ???

Oh I don't know . .. for the same reason I'd "want" a small bag of placentas with girly T-shirts

They are just random words.
There is a story behind the Laser though.
One day in the studio, I had a mate over doing some vocal work on a Kitsch pop song. I was directing him to put a certain inflection on some of the words. Anyway - he flubbed his lines and just screamed out in the girliest voice "please hand me my Laaaaaaser!!!" I guess you had to be there - but I nearly pissed myself.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzAPP

[wayne]

Thanks mate - I actually take that as a HUGE compliment .

Meant as one