More problems for the England soccer team

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Neil B

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David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

Victoria admiringly watches her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!! Hearing her screams, the Supermarket Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse
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That's class :lol:

Do you think he was playing cowboys & indians?
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K-wality! :grin:
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Here's an exclusive picture of our heroes returning home :smile:

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/un ... uppets.jpg

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: darkrezin on 2006-07-04 04:28 ]</font>
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What's soccer?
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On 2006-07-04 04:26, darkrezin wrote:
Here's an exclusive picture of our heroes returning home :smile:

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/un ... uppets.jpg

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: darkrezin on 2006-07-04 04:28 ]</font>
You are wrong Darkrezin, this is a picture of the spanish team going to the stadium before the match against France, jejejejejeje, :razz:
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