she is concerned

Mr Arkadin · Post by **Mr Arkadin** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:53 pm

...as she takes another draw on her tab

Is that a USA chav perchance?

Post by **garyb** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:56 pm

no, that's a "homeowner".

Post by **garyb** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:26 pm

On 2005-10-05 15:02, stardust wrote:
dont know where Roanoke is

virginia.

Post by **hubird** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:43 pm

you never know, maybe she doesn't inhale...

Post by **garyb** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:41 pm

ehh, they grow it there.

Post by **hubird** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:27 am

ah, now I see what you mean

samplaire · Post by **samplaire** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:48 am

Simple feelings.

A cowboy comes to a saloon and asks a girl at the table:
-who are you?
-I'm a lesbian - she answers
-what does it mean?
-It means when I get up I think about f***ing with girls, when I eat breakfast I think about f***ing a girl, when I go to work I think about f***ing a girl, when I go back home I think about f**ing a girl.... And you, who are you?

-when I came here I thought I was a cowboy but now I know I'm a lesbian.

emzee · Post by **emzee** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:48 pm

An Irishman goes into a bar and sees a girl sitting at a table. He goes to the bar and asks for a pint of Guiness and a drink for the lady, whatever she's having. "Don't bother," says the barman. "She's a lesbian". The Irishman takes his drink and heads over to the table, sits himself down and says, "So how ARE things in Lesbia".

(It was told to me by an Irishman)

samplaire · Post by **samplaire** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:43 am

samplaire · Post by **samplaire** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:44 am

samplaire · Post by **samplaire** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:15 pm

Polishman (if there is such a term) will also work. So it can be a policeman or else.

samplaire · Post by **samplaire** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:43 pm

Now I see my words colud be misunderstood... I know - a policeman. I meant Polishman as a man from Poland - is there something like that or just a Pole?

Post by **garyb** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:48 pm

"Pole" if one is respectful. "Polak", if one is extremely disrespectful.

dumb guy would be a better character to use. some group is always calling another dumb. classic joke, though...

samplaire · Post by **samplaire** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:23 pm

I know it, I just wanted to take the thread

braincell · Post by **braincell** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:25 am

I live in Virginia. One of the candidates for governor keeps saying the other one is too liberal for Virginia because he called a constitutional ban on gay marriage to be a waste of time. They had a debate recently and the right wing nut Jerry Kilgore vowed not to raise taxes while the democrat Tim Kaine said that the oath of office is the only promise he has to make. At the moment they are tied at 45% in popularity each; even though Kilgore comes off as a jerk and a moron.

Smoking is bad for your fetus but inbreeding can be worse!