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"The native Puulsasaari island tribesmen were indeed, unbelievably talented with their traditional instruments.. Sometimes the entire island would shake for days, not because of the active volcano located at the center of the island but because all of the tribesmen had maxed out their cards with slightly detuned LFOs and played them back full blast. Terrifying.. even more terrifying than an actual volcano erruption!"
"Today the tribesmen did nothing at all... in fact they had done nothing this entire week. There was a strange sound the stood out from the ocean waves and wind breezes. It was something artificial about the sound... Theye were all... 'cheelliiin' to this peculiar sound as the natives said. I believe the natives call the sound 'nuuooiissee thru loowowow passss wit mumummmooduulatededed cut offffofifi" which seems to be some sort of noun but there is still much to learn about their complex language."
"Today, I will write about my new findings about their governing structure. The majority of the natives are referred to as 'Puulsasaari' which seems to point at a specific social status or a sort of proffession perhaps. The entire community is lead by ritually initiated members of the "scu-succo-omigosh it's so expensive-scope" members, who provide and nourish the generic tribesmen. Though this is what is seen by the eye, the imminent passive attitude of the natives seem to point to a heavenly force... called "I'd like some cream on my wares" as a kind Puuulsasaari elder tried to explain to me"
"Some newly learned vocabulary, used in daily dinner conversations-
'Be a man, distort the frickin' output'
translation-'there is never too much garlic in a food'
'Where are the wavetables for the Access Virus?'
translation-'Is there more where this came from?'
'If it ain't synced, it ain't tuff'
translation-'If it ain't hot, it ain't food'"
Oh well, sorry guys, I've been in a goofy mood this whole day.. dunno why.
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