a new really revolutionary sample library announcement

[bosone]

laught heavily at this

originally announced here:
http://tinyurl.com/57aam

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SOUNDS OF THE TAIL WIND

PRODUCT DEMO:
http://www.hudsonstudios.net/tailwind.mp3

Have you ever wanted to capture the essence of real life encounters with an expression so powerful, so familiar, and so life-like....you could smell it? Well, it's coming soon with 24-bit sampling, multi-mic sets, and exclusive for Gigastudio 3, EXS24, and Kontakt!

Introducing Sounds of the Tail Wind. Loaded with articulations and control, this library has unsurpassed expression. Our engineers made it a central focus in capturing the exclusive sound and ambience of actual farts! In this incredible list below, you will see the key features to come in this fantastic, critically acclaimed library! Revolution is good!

The Revolutionary dynamic and reverb system is unrivaled. Now you can instantly control your farts by a quick motion of the mod wheel. How much can you let loose?! The samples have 32 velocities per note, and can vary by the ammo you choose! Arm yourself with key ingredients such as the mighty Nacho Grande, Chalupa, or Bean Burrito! The mod wheel is up to you!

Units will ship in either your choice of CD or DVD format

Over 50GB of Samples!

Price: $499

Supported Formats
Gigastudio 2.5
Gigastudio 3
EXS 24
Kontakt

Key Features
24-bit Sampling
3 Multiple Mic Sets
32 Velocities per note
Kompakt VST Sampler
Custom Dynamic and Reverb Modeling

Articulations (ambient, far, and close mic sets)
Fart Vibrato
Fart Legato
Fart Tremelo
Fart Trills
Fart Expressive
Fart Sustain
Fart Glissando (exclusive)
Fart Marcato
Fart Staccato
Fart Pizzicato
Fart Portato
Fart Clusters
Fart Rips
Fart Splatters (special feature)
Fart FX
Fart Slaps
Fart Shakes
Fart Squirts
Fart Squeaks
Fart Emotion (Voice Control)

Dynamic Modeling Units
Nacho Grande
Chalupa
Bean Burrito
Mexican Pizza
Gordita
Taco Supreme
Chili Cheese Burrito

Reverb Modeling Units
The Office
The Car
The Elevator
The Couch
The Bathtub
The Swimming Pool
The Shower
The Bed

Again, we hope to be shipping by early Q1 2005. This library will revolutionize the film scoring industry! Now Hans Zimmer can sound like a true professional! This library is not to be missed. Keep an eye out for this gem!

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i'm pretty sure this is a joke, but the people who thought this is really a genious!

[Counterparts]

They much have sampled..."Le Petomane"!!

If you ever get a chance to read the book about this bloke, do so - he was really quite remarkeable.

edit: the .mp3 link doesn't work for me - I get "connection refused"

Royston

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Counterparts on 2004-11-24 09:28 ]</font>

[Nestor]

This is simply too much I can't stop laughing, they are totaly mad! Ho God... I'm dying...

[ChrisWerner]

Oh my god, this guy has too much time.

[alfonso]

Wondering what could be achieved with physical modelling.....

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[alfonso]

Shouldn't it be in the STS section?

[hubird]

this stinks

[garyb]

i smell roses....