Vintage synth vst
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:29 am
Vintage is cool. Because "digital virtual analogue" sounds kind of self contradictory. But "Vintage digital virtual analogue" all of a sudden sounds fat, silky, shimmering, and seems like it can cut through the mix. Some how, I think there's a subconscious link between "Vintage" and "Good".
And going off on a marketing gibberish theme...
What if there was a vst synth so vintage, that the program was itself sold on worn out data tape. And the tape was moldy and fucked up (analog distortion and saturation). It's fat, busted, vintage, and analogue. You play that thing back and it'll mess up your tape head.. and now you gotta go find a tape head cleaner.. wow, so analogue and vintage! Livin' the life of the 80's! Aww, you know what, the tape deck ate your tape.
Or a virtual analog strings synth with a usb dongle shaped in the exact shape of a violin, and you play the violin. Super authentic analog sound. Does any articulation you'd want it to. It sounds very real too.
Actually, speaking of vintage.. I think supercollider is truly a vintage synth in that the project is actually very old. So is csound. That that's true vintage. Old code, written by older men. Maybe we can make sound more modern and call it "sprClldr" (like tmblr or flckr), but that wouldn't be vintage would it.
Vintage synth code encoded onto an LP. Play it back on a record player, record it, and execute the binary. That's the whole analogue signal chain!
How about Arturia synths sold by a really, really old guy. Maybe that adds a bit more vintage to the synth. I think I can hear the difference, just that much more fatter.
And going off on a marketing gibberish theme...
What if there was a vst synth so vintage, that the program was itself sold on worn out data tape. And the tape was moldy and fucked up (analog distortion and saturation). It's fat, busted, vintage, and analogue. You play that thing back and it'll mess up your tape head.. and now you gotta go find a tape head cleaner.. wow, so analogue and vintage! Livin' the life of the 80's! Aww, you know what, the tape deck ate your tape.
Or a virtual analog strings synth with a usb dongle shaped in the exact shape of a violin, and you play the violin. Super authentic analog sound. Does any articulation you'd want it to. It sounds very real too.
Actually, speaking of vintage.. I think supercollider is truly a vintage synth in that the project is actually very old. So is csound. That that's true vintage. Old code, written by older men. Maybe we can make sound more modern and call it "sprClldr" (like tmblr or flckr), but that wouldn't be vintage would it.
Vintage synth code encoded onto an LP. Play it back on a record player, record it, and execute the binary. That's the whole analogue signal chain!
How about Arturia synths sold by a really, really old guy. Maybe that adds a bit more vintage to the synth. I think I can hear the difference, just that much more fatter.