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Size and if it floated or sank.
Personally I coil water moccasins every morning and have been told I am quite healthy.
Just did boot camp again for 8 weeks and lost 40 lbs. 15 away from College weight.
Big shits are really good and I am interested in others storys of huge dumps....

Feel weird talking to strangers so at least here I trust most folks, and if you must lie at least have the decency to give us a good story.

At least two good high-fiber sinkers each day.

Weekend detoxing leads to some colorful results as I'm in the process of eliminating some heavy metals from my system accrued over the years.

Thanks (I think) for the unique post in this obscure corner of the world

Greg

before and after pics please

katano wrote:before and after pics please

ewwww.

Speaking of lunch........
There's what I call pinching a loaf....

Wow… you’re daring today… I guess this is a very adult men talk we're having here! I would like to call this thread “The shiting me”. I sure will contribute with some funny stuff, let start with these ones to get into the atmosphere:

The fist one is the biggest fake I could find :


The second is of someone that ate too many chili peppers at once, and that really burns :


The third one it is a prolific way of doing it, I wish I could myself, as that would solve quite a few problems :

I guess this thread comes under the - 'get some friggin' perspective' rule on life.

So... is it war with Iran, or is life really just about taking a good dump every day?

Seems to me most of the politicians and so-called 'leaders' of the world are fairly constipated.

G

I was in the mood to discuss personal issues with friends on various snake coiling techniques......

If we go to war with Iran I am not worried, we'll send over our women and thier lawyers, they won't know what hit them..
And then for the good old 1-2 knockout punch, have the " Reverend " Jesse Jackson protest out in front of the place where all the guys wearing towels and robes reside, complaining they have no Blacks Mullahs.
Meanwhile SpecOps will sneak in and take care of Business using the B2s from Diego Garcia, and the people will see this and take those paper hanging sons of bitches out and stone them in public.........

Anyways, I had a nice giant Camoflauged dump, as it seemed to have black patches on brown, I wonder if the thoughts of war is subconciously preparing me by ensuring the snakes I coil can hide amongst vegetation better...?

For some reason we used to refer to it as "Curling a George", not sure why. Depending on my diet (remember we like spicy Indian food in the UK, which can lead to the infamous 'ring of fire') I am often more in the sheep droppings-type arena - firing out little pellets of joy which don't tax the muscles too much.

I have discovered that should you want black poo you should drink at least four pints of Guinness.

Mr Arkadin wrote:"Curling a George"

that's too much

One word: Overshare!!!

Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

A: The taste.



Please...................Stay Seated...................Ankyu.....Ankyu.

XITE-1/4LIVE wrote:Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

A: The taste.



Please...................Stay Seated...................Ankyu.....Ankyu.

I take it they changed your prescription???

geez!

G

Makes me wonder if the olympic game of "Curling" is seriously mis-named

XITE-1/4LIVE wrote:Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

A: The taste.

You’ve gone too far now… You’re a crazy son of a bridge Jimmy! You're killing me softly...

I think I know why Curly from the 3 Stooges was named that now.
TonyA helped me a little. I mean the guy had no hair, so what else cut it have been, plus he had a huge abdomen.
Everytime he used it there was a live Tympani too......

My favorite colloquialisms:

Before:
Droppin' the kids off at the pool.

During:
Open bomb-bay doors!!!!

Release the Krakin.

I actually recalled a real jerk once when we went fishing in the St.James river for Trout.
Big old Hole fed by a 4 foot waterfall and packed with Rainbow.
This old jerk was such a crab we decided to go upstram and the 4 of us nailed him the Aqua Dumps.

And swimming pools, especially Spring fed ones in Missouri are really cols so you know those kids jumo in and those little nuggies hit the cold water they cut loose....