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Dear PlanetZ people who will attend the NAMM show,

This is an open letter to inform you that if you do not come with information, screenshots, spy photos and videos regarding XITE & Scope5, I will be kicking each one of your individual asses. If you happen to be a person who enjoys getting their ass kicked then by all means do not give us what we want and need. If however you are a person who likes to avoid ass kickings, then please give us what we want, because I will find you and asses will in fact be kicked.

Thank you,

Chuck Norris

This is an Addendum by Bruce Schneier:

In addition to the aforementioned ass kicks your scope card PROMs will be encrypted with a non-disclosed algorithm (so strong not even Bruce Schneier can decrypt it as of now) by the time you access PlanetZ again, no matter if your Scope cards are residing in this computer or not. It means, ALL your cards, even those not built into a computer. in case S¦C is able to reprogramm the card and generate new keys for it, the scope cards will, nevertheless, add random noise every now and then, which can be identified as a poem dedicated to Bruce Schneier when played backwards, filtered and put together in the correct order.

Solaris Pics.
http://matrixsynth.blogspot.com/2009/01 ... laris.html

Not attending Namm, but you can kick my ass if you want because I've been bad today.