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I just came up with this one.......
"Fuck her and the whores she rode in on....."

Anybody wanna better that one?

Edit: For international members.... the original is "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on"........ a slang and extended insult.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: emzee on 2005-08-18 22:00 ]</font>

no. be cereal. why submit us to this punishment?

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: garyb on 2005-08-17 17:40 ]</font>

Instead :

Two rights don't make a wrong. They make an airplane.

OR

I couldn't fail to disagree with you less.


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Liquid Len on 2005-08-17 19:12 ]</font>

?

agree.


could be an intreging songline...but who drove why where in on...

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: hubird on 2005-08-17 19:02 ]</font>

english puns in an international forum...

The victims were found with weet bix shoved up their ass. Police are searching for a cereal killer.

there seems to be a relation to Al Quaida also.

A man walks into the doctors with a lettuce sticking out of his arse.

After a brief examination, the doctor declares, "this is just the tip of the iceburg".




/coat

To flee or not to flee - that is the question

I thing 'To beat around the bush' has several interesting meanings

I once wanted to name our band "aural intercourse" (early/mid 1980's). My bandmates were not on the same page as me on that one...


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: narly on 2005-08-19 14:15 ]</font>

I once played in a band named 'Anti-non digestive band'. We where highly against not having digestive bisquits for our rehearsals. I remember a funny situation, when I had gone into a supermarket and I found a cardboard box from a coffee company, which I filled with 400gr packages of digestive bisquits (30+). The woman at the counter asked in big surprise "Are you going to buy that much coffee?" When I showed her the contend of the box she said "Ah ok!" in a voice sounding like that was the most normal of all things to buy 12kg+ of bisquits (but that it wasn't, if I had bought the same volume (less weight) of coffee)!!!

King Biscuit Boy...

There are several ferry lines from Poland to Sweden. I've been told there was a band playing in one ferry called "Fart" Of course half of the customers were foreigners



oh, what a farty day it was........
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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: samplaire on 2005-08-19 16:52 ]</font>

In Denmark, when the you want to use an elevator to get to another floor in a big building, and the elevator is (already) in movement - or you may say operating, there will often be a little lamp telling you so with the words "I FART" (in movement). This thing about fart in Denmark, it can mean different, some of them hard to translate, yet related things. It can mean 'speed', but it can also mean something about being in transit. An American friend of mine had a good laugh in the airport, when he went to get a time table ... and it was called a "FART PLAN". He just had to bring it home as a souvenier

Good name for a punk group: The Fart Plan. What would be the name of an official girl fan club? Fart Plan Girls?

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: samplaire on 2005-08-20 16:00 ]</font>

This reminded me an old anegdote about RollsRoyce showing their model in Germany with "Silver Mist" name. I'm not completly sure but German "Silber Mist" means something different than intended... "Mist" as animal dung (?)

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: samplaire on 2005-08-20 15:59 ]</font>

true!

On 2005-08-19 16:46, hubird wrote:
King Biscuit Boy...

nobody?
it really exists:
http://www.cmt.com/artists/az/king_bisc ... tist.jhtml