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Great pic Gazza!

Hope to have some pics or footage from my gig on Friday. Be there or be somewhere else slightly less interesting.

What a cool picture, but when I look at it, I still hear giime all your lovin. . . . dudel dudel. . . .

My computer can tell me chokes, Im amuzed and laugh, but when I tell my pc a joke. . . . . . there is silence, only the fan turning makes a sound. Computers are stupid, you can tell him as many chokes as you like, he will never laugh, or understand, or beeing your friend.

Because it has no soul, no life.

We are human, and sometimes even I have a serious question.

One year ago i ve put a screw into a Wall, everything was fine, until today, when I was removing it, Water spilled out of the wall. I the first moment I saw my 2, 80meter big Blüthner Grand piano which stands in the same room, swimming away.
Ok 15 sec later I put the screw back into the Wall. I repaired 4 hours to fix it perfectly, but live isnt always funny.

Ok we are fed up from seriousness. Let's party! You post a false spam kitchen /bueaty shop advertisement and i 'll do the rest.

We don't want sad boys in our feast

Just sex, drugs and rock n' roll!

But I wanna talk bout DSP SDK's and other serious TLA's

damned facebook and my @@@ sister....

I guess we want it all, beeing serious and funny again and all between.

We are humans but want to be a computer, we are both. Want to have fun with serious stuff.

Why do you put honey on your bread, butter only makes the same job?
Why do we drink coke or wine or beer instead of water?
Why do we color the Walls of a Room. . . .

You are talking to people that have spend a great amount of their time in front of a computer screen
and experimenting with equipment that most of the time produces noises like a drill,
a broken automobile etc. It's natural for them to have a strange tolerance for humor.
It's like feeding the lions in the zoo. Would you put your hand inside the cage?

i use butter and drink water. i might color the walls, though....

dante wrote:But I wanna talk bout DSP SDK's and other serious TLA's

You wanne talk about SDK?
Ok, here it is:

I drink colors and spread butter onto the walls, have long baths with hot water, honey is the nature of my wife's heart, and there are four lions in my Pulsar Card that roar with power but they are unable to bite or harm anyone. Everything is just fine, keep going guys…

oops...the man isn't called SDK but DSK...

hey Nestor I see, we speak the same language! Welcome you re my friend

I got 45 lions in my Studio, making a good show.

What do you throw a bass player if he's drowning ??

His F*****G speaker boxes
Thats an old roadie joke I think

another oldie:

band checking a mix in recording room:

drummer: 'more drums'
basplayer: 'more bass'
gitarist: 'more guitar'
singer: 'more voice'
crew member: 'more coke'

garyb wrote:damned facebook and my @@@ sister....

Want me to remove the photo?

I thought it was a good photo of you 'in the moment'

G

not to speak for Gary, but you could make it small, like we use to share on a phone
I wouldn't like to see myself eigther (if that matters), but I agree it's a nice picture of a dedicated musicion at work

anabella wrote:hey Nestor I see, we speak the same language! Welcome you re my friend
.

Thank you, of couse we do. You are also mine

no, i don't care. i do hate facebook, though. i'm tired of being "profiled" all the time...

hubird wrote: crew member: 'more coke'

I´d call that reality check ...

Bud

garyb wrote:i do hate facebook, though.

Me too ...

Bud