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jksuperstar wrote:
Release the Krakin.

This sounds really huge... he he...

The deltas for judging 'the biggest shit' could include.

Weigh yourself before/after a big dump and make note of how much weight you lost.
Did it jam the toilet hole and still stick out above the water line?
Did you have to start standing up while you were still finishing?
Multiple flushed during?
Any unique sounds emanating?
Any gas bubbles breaking up the even flow?
Had to open the window for air during a really long session?

...more???

<just sitting here waiting for the Megamillions lottery to announce the winning numbers...>

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...more ???? = any tricks for avoiding the mrs. from going in there and complaining and nagging when its her that did the cooking in the first place.

Light a match?

dante wrote:...more ???? = any tricks for avoiding the mrs. from going in there and complaining and nagging when its her that did the cooking in the first place.

push her in there and bar the door every time she complains. it's all about the training....

This one is bad if you are in a hurry, particularly after a couple of hours if you had the bad luck of going out of target, because the matter starts to rust and that hurts. And you better totally forget about any big thunder while you are enclosed into this particular suit, the last one doing it died in asphyxiation

Speaking of lunch...