Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:31 am
All the more room for pimpin' whores 
Just to change the tone a bit more.
What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:38 pm
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:30 pm
Hey I am a Irish and proud of it!
Some Guinness was spilled on the barroom floor
when the pub was shut for the night.
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
and stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor,
then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar,
'Bring on the goddam cat!'
Some Guinness was spilled on the barroom floor
when the pub was shut for the night.
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
and stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor,
then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar,
'Bring on the goddam cat!'
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:06 pm
lol 
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:14 pm
I think 'wee' is more a Scotish term and mainly used in northern Ireland and Scotland.
Example:
Put another wee drop in my glass
Translation:
Fill my glass to the top hicup!
Example:
Put another wee drop in my glass
Translation:
Fill my glass to the top hicup!
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:26 pm
Just returned from 3 weeks in Ireland. Lovely people.
And yes, it's 'wheel oil beef hacked'
"what time does the pub close?" I ask.
"November" came the reply.
Drink on!
Greg
And yes, it's 'wheel oil beef hacked'
"what time does the pub close?" I ask.
"November" came the reply.
Drink on!
Greg
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:08 am
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:48 am
Too good 
- i play in a 3-piece with 2 Irish-Australians - our favourite Irish pronunciation joke goes:
Irishman walks into a watchmakers and puts a potato on the counter.
"Can you build me a timepiece from this?", he says.
"Why would you want me to do that" says watchmaker.
"Well, my boss said if I want to get to work on time, I have to get a potato clock"
Sorry W
- i play in a 3-piece with 2 Irish-Australians - our favourite Irish pronunciation joke goes:
Irishman walks into a watchmakers and puts a potato on the counter.
"Can you build me a timepiece from this?", he says.
"Why would you want me to do that" says watchmaker.
"Well, my boss said if I want to get to work on time, I have to get a potato clock"
Sorry
W