Women.....

Immanuel · Post by **Immanuel** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:28 am

I'd say it depends on the form of analysing

Hmm, what is that? Funny, I don't have such one. What is it for?

Post by **garyb** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:23 pm

@ counterparts-
my wife is my bass player. pimp 'DAT(as we say here in tha' hooood). "i got the handle and you got the blade, so don't try to test me girl, 'cause you'll need first aaaaid! oh yeah....."(leroy sibbles)

i stand by my earlier assertion, sir! the initial "wow" and even the "aaaaarrrg" are legitimate EXPRESSIONS of the emotional states in the male subject before after and during an encounter with almost ANY female. analyzing such insanity is pointless, however and (this is the point) there are some better things to do with women! like talk with em and smell em and pull their hair and break their stuff and look at em and give em things and play king of the mountain(i win! you can only be queen!).....

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BingoTheClowno · Post by **BingoTheClowno** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:32 pm

Female Brain:

FrancisHarmany · Post by **FrancisHarmany** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:10 pm

recently I wondered how on earth women complain about us men so much when they are actually responisble for building us! In fact if we men are such dogs, the females messed up during baby building! All genes are prefect, females just dont know how to read them!! *sigh* no wonder they build so much loosy men! Altho I enjoy company of most. Still, THEY MAKE US and THEY MAKE US DO IT! we cant help it, its their fault they should take the consequences but they wont... of course every female knows she will eventually create lousy male babies or another ignorant female baby so they get lots of love and a desire to change us from Mr & Misses Nature! Of course we wont let them and that annoys them! Well its their fault in the first place. I say bust on ALL females and blaim THEM for everything they ever throw at ya! Its not our fault, they make us.

Post by **garyb** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:15 pm

they can't help it either. no need for blame. eve already took enough heat. i'm o.k., you're o.k.

breathe.

BingoTheClowno · Post by **BingoTheClowno** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:16 pm

On 2004-09-24 14:10, fransh wrote:
recently I wondered how on earth women complain about us men so much when they are actually responisble for building us! In fact if we men are such dogs, the females messed up during baby building! All genes are prefect, females just dont know how to read them!! *sigh* no wonder they build so much loosy men! Altho I enjoy company of most. Still, THEY MAKE US and THEY MAKE US DO IT! we cant help it, its their fault they should take the consequences but they wont... of course every female knows she will eventually create lousy male babies or another ignorant female baby so they get lots of love and a desire to change us from Mr & Misses Nature! Of course we wont let them and that annoys them! Well its their fault in the first place. I say bust on ALL females and blaim THEM for everything they ever throw at ya! Its not our fault, they make us.

They don't make us, the fetus develops like any other organism, by cell division from the instructions of a DNA. They carry and feed us is more accurate.

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nprime · Post by **nprime** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:19 pm

But they do raise us and therefore shape us after birth!

R

Post by **garyb** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:21 pm

can't argue THAT.

BingoTheClowno · Post by **BingoTheClowno** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:27 pm

On 2004-09-24 14:19, nprime wrote:
But they do raise us and therefore shape us after birth!

R

Of course but it is not the only shaping force. There is the school, government, media, religion, peers they all shape us in some way.

Ricardo · Post by **Ricardo** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:16 am

On 2004-09-24 04:22, garyb wrote:
wow is right. no wonder you guys have problems with them.....(analyzing them is not the fun part...)

This is so true Gary. And when you've been with her through labour WOW becomes WOOOOWWWW! And when you hold your new baby daughter, ditto. Analize? Not worth it.

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:49 am

@garyb - I wasn't aware of analysing anything in particular, just making the observation that WOW! isn't the only way that a woman can make a man feel. Some of the most sublime, wonderful feelings I've had in this life are to do with women, and so are some of the most unbearable, painful ones.

@Bingo - I think that diagram is a load of rubbish

At least 50% of the brain of all the women I've ever known has been 'sex'.

Royston

Post by **hubird** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:35 am

............. 'I had a trio with two men last night, so you think I used 100% of my brain then?'

Ricardo · Post by **Ricardo** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:19 am

It has been known, that in the presence of an extreme spunk, such as Royston, that the jealousy lobe, chocolate centre and indecision nucleus, spark off each other to form a 'more sex' centre. A bit like a localized epileptic seizure!!!

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:49 am

I do hope that's some Aussie slang for something...

@ Hubird...I dunno, you crazy Dutch with your liberated sexual attitudes...

Us English are more 'reserved' (read: scared-to-death). An example - I am walking along the road the other day and a woman is walking towards me. "Um, er, excuse me, Miss?" "Yes?" "Well, um...you see, er...your left tit appears to be hanging out." "Oh my GOD!! I've left the baby on the bus!!"

/gets coat

Royston

wayne · Post by **wayne** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:49 am

On 2004-09-27 09:49, Counterparts wrote:
I do hope that's some Aussie slang for something...

Royston

yeah, mate, don't worry, it just means 'hunk' over here

always a source of amusement/disgust for British folk

Post by **garyb** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:47 am

@counterparts
gettin' serious......

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:30 am

Yeah, sometimes...it's just my normal, healthy paranoia acting out.

Royston

petal · Post by **petal** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:31 pm

wow!...

Yup - once again I've been blessed by the sweet mysteries of women.

Bliss!
Thomas

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:33 am

A different woman from the first WOW! ?

Post by **hubird** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:24 am

doesn't matter, it's the same WOW!