Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2002 2:17 pm
Just hide up there in the beautiful mountains and valley's of Northern Italy....make wine, not war. You didn't do so well with El Duche!
I think DXL morphed into Barbara Streisand, who has been misquoting Shakespeare and mispelling everything nasty she sends to her fellow leftist coddlers...
I taped this at her recent concert...
Excerpts from speach by Barbra Streisand
Thank you, thank you all so much for inviting me here to speak tonight.
I want to tell everyone what we face if we allow the mean-spirited, intolerant, racist, homophobic, gun toting, extremist Republicans to retake the Senate.
If we don't keep the Senate in Democratic control, more people will wake up in bathtubs full of ice, missing one or more of their kidneys.
If we lose the Senate, more adults will be stuck with AIDs infected needles left in theater seats and gas nozzles. And, more children will die from heroin overdoses from needles left in McDonald's playgrounds.
The dumbest president in history, according to the Lowenstein Institute of Scranton, will appoint more Conservative judges.
Vote Republican and Bill Gates will continue to track your emails.
Let them win the Senate and little Craig Shergold, a child with cancer in England, won't receive any more business cards.
If Republicans win the Senate, the US Military will make more missile attacks on the Pentagon.
If we lose the Senate, more tourists will be photographed atop buildings about to be hit by jet aircraft.
Let the Republicans win and we'll never collect the .05 cent tax on email.
If we lose the Senate, no one will ever get the free Miller beer, Pepsi Cola and Tickle-me-Elmos.
Let us fail to keep the Senate and Costa Rican bananas causing the disease 'necrotizing fasciitis' will continue to enter our country.
If we lose, women will be forced to continue to use tampons with dioxin and asbestos.
If they win, we will never find a cure for the Klingerman virus.
If they win, women will continue to get breast cancer from anti-perspirants.
If they win, bugs will continue to enter American's ears and eat their brains.
And finally, if we win, we can repeal the 22nd Amendment and re-elect Bill Clinton!
You don't bring me flowers
You don't read me Shakespeare
You hardly check the spelling anymore
Before you fax Capitol Hill
At the end of the day...
"T'is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing"
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: lifechanger on 2002-10-01 15:30 ]</font>
I think DXL morphed into Barbara Streisand, who has been misquoting Shakespeare and mispelling everything nasty she sends to her fellow leftist coddlers...
I taped this at her recent concert...
Excerpts from speach by Barbra Streisand
Thank you, thank you all so much for inviting me here to speak tonight.
I want to tell everyone what we face if we allow the mean-spirited, intolerant, racist, homophobic, gun toting, extremist Republicans to retake the Senate.
If we don't keep the Senate in Democratic control, more people will wake up in bathtubs full of ice, missing one or more of their kidneys.
If we lose the Senate, more adults will be stuck with AIDs infected needles left in theater seats and gas nozzles. And, more children will die from heroin overdoses from needles left in McDonald's playgrounds.
The dumbest president in history, according to the Lowenstein Institute of Scranton, will appoint more Conservative judges.
Vote Republican and Bill Gates will continue to track your emails.
Let them win the Senate and little Craig Shergold, a child with cancer in England, won't receive any more business cards.
If Republicans win the Senate, the US Military will make more missile attacks on the Pentagon.
If we lose the Senate, more tourists will be photographed atop buildings about to be hit by jet aircraft.
Let the Republicans win and we'll never collect the .05 cent tax on email.
If we lose the Senate, no one will ever get the free Miller beer, Pepsi Cola and Tickle-me-Elmos.
Let us fail to keep the Senate and Costa Rican bananas causing the disease 'necrotizing fasciitis' will continue to enter our country.
If we lose, women will be forced to continue to use tampons with dioxin and asbestos.
If they win, we will never find a cure for the Klingerman virus.
If they win, women will continue to get breast cancer from anti-perspirants.
If they win, bugs will continue to enter American's ears and eat their brains.
And finally, if we win, we can repeal the 22nd Amendment and re-elect Bill Clinton!
You don't bring me flowers
You don't read me Shakespeare
You hardly check the spelling anymore
Before you fax Capitol Hill
At the end of the day...
"T'is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing"
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: lifechanger on 2002-10-01 15:30 ]</font>